Things that were accomplished on this trip:
- Spent like $10 in quarters on foosball games
- Told Ryan’s girlfriend how hot she was and asked her repeatedly over the phone what she was wearing
- Played non-english speaking Mexicans for money in foosball. Considering we beat them pretty handily in the first two games before we played for money, it was quite puzzling when they kept suggesting we should play for “dinero”. So we won pretty easily again. To add on to this he tried to pay us with a $100 bill thinking it would be normal for us to be holding that kind of change.
- Pimped out Joslin as a stripper to a bachelorette party. So we’re waiting in line at I <3 NY Pizza and some girl comes up and pretty much hugs me from behind. I don't know her, but her and all of her friends are pretty cute so I talk to her while waiting on pizza. She starts telling me that they are there for her friends bachelorette party and they needed somebody to comeback to their hotel room and strip for her and she wanted me to. I immediately squash this with "No No No...but my boy right here will do it". So Joslin agrees to go back and strip for this chick and they pay for our taxi ride over to their Holiday Inn. ... The hotel manager bursts into the room to a scene of an am/fm clock radio playing at max volume, girls screaming, and Joslin with his shirt off. The hotel manager quickly threatens to call the police because "too many people" were in the room and the entire floor could hear us. We convince him to calm down and then head home.
By the numbers
N00bs Pwnt: 2 (Only the two guys that lost money to us qualify for this I think)
Number of Girls to Guys at the Hotel Room: 6-2
Ounces of Beer: ??
Andrew Dyce Clay quotes: 2