The Chris Duffy - Fantasy Sports, Foosball, Trivia Team Names, Google Rankings

 

April 22, 2006

Google Keyword Rankings

It’s always interesting to see how people get to your website.  It’s quite interesting some of the keywords people search for on google and end up at this site.  Here are a few examples.

  • Chris Duffy - My current goal is to be ranked number one on this search term. Right now I am currently ranked 101st and moving up.  I will need to overcome a comedian and popular baseball player if I want to get this number one spot.
  • Funny “trivia team name” - Interesting enough I show up as the 13th result in google for searches for this.
  • Andrew Dyce Clay - Due to the fact that the Diceman has been out of the spotlight for several years and that I have the remarkable ability to keep mispelling his name, I’m number three in google when searching for this.  I also know I’m not the only one that mispells this a lot because I keep getting hits on my site looking for this.
  • Jessie Spano break a sweat - I don’t even think I need to tell you how proud I was when I discovered somebody came to my website when searching for this.

Here are some others that I tested out and found on my own

Google still thinks the importance of this page ranks as a 0.

April 10, 2006

Adult Swim

Here’s the message that I’m sending to you!
You can do what you want to do!
A little work never hurt no-one!

Put your mind to it, go for it!
You gotta break a sweat!
Rock and Roll…you ain’t seen nothin’ yet!

-Lisa Turtle, Jessie Spano, and Kelly Kapowski

If you don’t watch Adult Swim every night like me you might have missed this. Saved by the Bell will begin airing on Adult Swim later this month and in preperation for this they’ve begun airing some of the greatest clips from the show of all time. These great commercials mention things such as The Zack Attack and Lisa’s frienship bracelets among other things.

This isn’t the only thing that Adult Swim has been up to lately. They also announced the plot to the new Aqua Teen Hunger Force Movie for Theaters that is supposed to hit theaters in the Fall. Here is an excerpt of the article.

The Aqua Teen Hunger Force Movie Film for Theatres is an action-adventure epic that tackles the mysterious circumstances that brought Meatwad, Frylock and Master Shake together. An immortal piece of exercise equipment threatens the balance of galactic peace, and it is up to the Aqua Teen Hunger Force to run away from it. Complicating matters, the Plutonians team up with the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past for ultimate control of the deadly device. Spanning the globe, outer space and even time itself, The Aqua Teen Hunger Force Movie Film for Theatres will be released this fall.

Article Link

And also kinda old news but Boondocks was renewed for a second season.

April 9, 2006

Trip to Wilmington

Things that were accomplished on this trip:

  • Spent like $10 in quarters on foosball games
  • Told Ryan’s girlfriend how hot she was and asked her repeatedly over the phone what she was wearing
  • Played non-english speaking Mexicans for money in foosball. Considering we beat them pretty handily in the first two games before we played for money, it was quite puzzling when they kept suggesting we should play for “dinero”. So we won pretty easily again. To add on to this he tried to pay us with a $100 bill thinking it would be normal for us to be holding that kind of change.
  • Pimped out Joslin as a stripper to a bachelorette party. So we’re waiting in line at I <3 NY Pizza and some girl comes up and pretty much hugs me from behind. I don't know her, but her and all of her friends are pretty cute so I talk to her while waiting on pizza. She starts telling me that they are there for her friends bachelorette party and they needed somebody to comeback to their hotel room and strip for her and she wanted me to. I immediately squash this with "No No No...but my boy right here will do it". So Joslin agrees to go back and strip for this chick and they pay for our taxi ride over to their Holiday Inn. ... The hotel manager bursts into the room to a scene of an am/fm clock radio playing at max volume, girls screaming, and Joslin with his shirt off. The hotel manager quickly threatens to call the police because "too many people" were in the room and the entire floor could hear us. We convince him to calm down and then head home.

By the numbers
N00bs Pwnt: 2 (Only the two guys that lost money to us qualify for this I think)
Number of Girls to Guys at the Hotel Room: 6-2
Ounces of Beer: ??
Andrew Dyce Clay quotes: 2