The Chris Duffy - Fantasy Sports, Foosball, Trivia Team Names, Google Rankings

 

February 21, 2007

Chris Duffy Seo Rankings

I’ve moved up in the google rankings for the term “Chris Duffy”. I am now sitting on the third page in the 25th position.

February 6, 2007

Old school quotes

These are the best of the old school quotes I use to have on my old web page. I still laugh at all of these.

“Its not that shes is fat. Its that she acts fat.” (commenting on an adp girl walking on campus) - Jared D Gartner

“That phone’s for talkin’, not for gayin’” - Brian

girl: “Hey what are you guys doing?” Doza: “Hopefully hooking up with you tonight bitch!” -Doza

“I don’t care I still smell pussy.” - Jason ( in a restaurant yelling at old people)

“Cops hate dudes with bitch beer.” - Sauce

Scott: “she’s got a real good personality” brian: “I don’t fuck personality”

“Lauren, for the first five years of your life I thought you were a housecat.” - Chris (written on a napkin given to Lauren)

“I also mentioned about how I have that V muscle thing near the hips and she said ‘You only get that from lots of sex….’ and I said ‘oh….I guess so’…..silence…..” - Ryan

“I can get smarter but you can’t get any less faggoty.” - Duffy talking to Graham

“Aren’t there 16 ounces in a 40?” - Leah

Graham: “Do you think you could implode a beer bottle by sucking all the air out of it?” Chris: “I donno. There’s prob some freak out there that could do that. I bet your mom could.” - Chris and Graham

me: “what the fuck is she wearing” Brian: “I donno, it doesn’t matter as long as it can come off” - Brian

“Let me put it this way, every door I knocked at was open. And I knocked at them all.” Ryan (in reference to a girl)

“Kristen everything will be ok if you father my children.” - Ryan

“I’m going to make sweet love to you when you’re asleep tonight” - Ryan

“Yeah that bitch was fat, fat like a fox.” - Chris

“Hey look, a pregnant fairy.” - Chris …on halloween..about a heavy girl

“Just wait til I get a hold of your dad.” - Patrick

me: “Who’s Lorie?” scott: “That’s Andrew’s soon to be pussy” - Scott

“My chapstick feels empty…..empty like my life” - Ryan

Jeeb: “Mind if I use the bathroom” Kristen: “Yeah but you’ll have to use the colored one” - Kristen

“Kristen’s running a tab…just wait til I come to collect.” - Jeeb

“I need a high school boy. They’ll respect me.” - Kristen

“I was just seeing how much stuff I could fit in my jacket.” - Erik

Kristen: “and your moms all like ‘hey ryans dad’” Ryan: “my mom doesnt call my dad ‘ryans dad’” - Kristen and Ryan

“I like my women like I like my coffee, dark and sweet.” - Steve (drunk 65 year old white guy from wa-ho)

“You guys ever dry heave while masturbating?” - Ryan Mistretta

“Screw it, girls are too tricky…..I quit” - Andrew Webb

“finding a girlfriend is useless……i got no game” - Andrew Webb

“does she like jesus? You should buy her some Jesus Christ. She wants you to buy her some Jesus Christ.” - some south african guy in Concord

“i forget…i looked it up on the tuturial site thing got had……….daniel’s many?…………whiters?” - Scott Jonhson

“No it just has the negative numbers worked out just like the ones in the back of the book” - Scott confusing negative with odd

“I’m not man enough to get a woman.” - Andrew Webb

“My mutant power is quick learning.” - Andrew Webb

“Boy you guys must have a lot of meat.” - Graham Shalvoy while trying to pick up a girl

January 25, 2007

Site Finally Updated

I finally updated the website.  I decided to go with something extremely simple so that I’d actually finish it.  The picture is one of the ones Lauren took in NYC.

October 17, 2006

Site Update

I’m actually working on updating this.  Since I never finished where I was going with it before I’m just going to start over.

April 22, 2006

Google Keyword Rankings

It’s always interesting to see how people get to your website.  It’s quite interesting some of the keywords people search for on google and end up at this site.  Here are a few examples.

  • Chris Duffy - My current goal is to be ranked number one on this search term. Right now I am currently ranked 101st and moving up.  I will need to overcome a comedian and popular baseball player if I want to get this number one spot.
  • Funny “trivia team name” - Interesting enough I show up as the 13th result in google for searches for this.
  • Andrew Dyce Clay - Due to the fact that the Diceman has been out of the spotlight for several years and that I have the remarkable ability to keep mispelling his name, I’m number three in google when searching for this.  I also know I’m not the only one that mispells this a lot because I keep getting hits on my site looking for this.
  • Jessie Spano break a sweat - I don’t even think I need to tell you how proud I was when I discovered somebody came to my website when searching for this.

Here are some others that I tested out and found on my own

Google still thinks the importance of this page ranks as a 0.

April 10, 2006

Adult Swim

Here’s the message that I’m sending to you!
You can do what you want to do!
A little work never hurt no-one!

Put your mind to it, go for it!
You gotta break a sweat!
Rock and Roll…you ain’t seen nothin’ yet!

-Lisa Turtle, Jessie Spano, and Kelly Kapowski

If you don’t watch Adult Swim every night like me you might have missed this. Saved by the Bell will begin airing on Adult Swim later this month and in preperation for this they’ve begun airing some of the greatest clips from the show of all time. These great commercials mention things such as The Zack Attack and Lisa’s frienship bracelets among other things.

This isn’t the only thing that Adult Swim has been up to lately. They also announced the plot to the new Aqua Teen Hunger Force Movie for Theaters that is supposed to hit theaters in the Fall. Here is an excerpt of the article.

The Aqua Teen Hunger Force Movie Film for Theatres is an action-adventure epic that tackles the mysterious circumstances that brought Meatwad, Frylock and Master Shake together. An immortal piece of exercise equipment threatens the balance of galactic peace, and it is up to the Aqua Teen Hunger Force to run away from it. Complicating matters, the Plutonians team up with the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past for ultimate control of the deadly device. Spanning the globe, outer space and even time itself, The Aqua Teen Hunger Force Movie Film for Theatres will be released this fall.

Article Link

And also kinda old news but Boondocks was renewed for a second season.

April 9, 2006

Trip to Wilmington

Things that were accomplished on this trip:

  • Spent like $10 in quarters on foosball games
  • Told Ryan’s girlfriend how hot she was and asked her repeatedly over the phone what she was wearing
  • Played non-english speaking Mexicans for money in foosball. Considering we beat them pretty handily in the first two games before we played for money, it was quite puzzling when they kept suggesting we should play for “dinero”. So we won pretty easily again. To add on to this he tried to pay us with a $100 bill thinking it would be normal for us to be holding that kind of change.
  • Pimped out Joslin as a stripper to a bachelorette party. So we’re waiting in line at I <3 NY Pizza and some girl comes up and pretty much hugs me from behind. I don't know her, but her and all of her friends are pretty cute so I talk to her while waiting on pizza. She starts telling me that they are there for her friends bachelorette party and they needed somebody to comeback to their hotel room and strip for her and she wanted me to. I immediately squash this with "No No No...but my boy right here will do it". So Joslin agrees to go back and strip for this chick and they pay for our taxi ride over to their Holiday Inn. ... The hotel manager bursts into the room to a scene of an am/fm clock radio playing at max volume, girls screaming, and Joslin with his shirt off. The hotel manager quickly threatens to call the police because "too many people" were in the room and the entire floor could hear us. We convince him to calm down and then head home.

By the numbers
N00bs Pwnt: 2 (Only the two guys that lost money to us qualify for this I think)
Number of Girls to Guys at the Hotel Room: 6-2
Ounces of Beer: ??
Andrew Dyce Clay quotes: 2

March 31, 2006

Yahoo Fantasy Baseball

If anybody wants to play fantasy baseball go to yahoo’s fantasy sports site and enter in this:
League ID#: 318498
Password: cockballs

March 28, 2006

Bleed in your pants funny

Was our team name this week. This adds on to our Sammy’s Trivia team name legacy that includes such greats as:

  • Darwin wins big in UNC 50 yard dash
  • UNC Driving School
  • Hurricane 1 - New Orleans 0
  • Hurricanes 2 - Gulf Coast 0 (winners)
  • Somebody Shit on the Coats
  • Cheney’s Got a Gun
  • Several Chuck Norris ones and many more

Good News, I rank #1 on google…

When searching for Dead Baby Kickball Champ.  I truly am the champ.